saundering:

life pro tip: get your shit together to the point where you’d actually want to date yourself, then work on finding a relationship

respectthefemalebody:

If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t exist to serve him, you are allowed to go on living your life.

madeupmonkeyshit:

when someone is physically attractive but boring as hell

jaclcfrost:

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

beyonslayed:

altonzm:

beyonslayed:

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

writing-prompt-s:

magus-of-the-will:

writing-prompt-s:

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

I am the American healthcare system

Omg

starve-until-deadd:

THIS IS THE WEIGHTLOSS TURTLE REBLOG TO LOSE WEIGHT FASTER

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